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“Investigators found classified documents in President Biden’s garage. No one really knows why it was there, including Biden. But the real story is all the other stuff they found. His garage was a veritable treasure trove of scandal!

Here is the definitive list of items found in Biden’s garage:

1. Obama’s birth certificate
2. Private hair collection
3. 180,000 Trump ballots
4. One of Hunter’s hookers
5. Hunter
6. Friendship bracelet from President Xi
7. My Patriot Supply buckets (go to preparewithbee.com for an exclusive deal)
8. The real Joe Biden tied up and gagged shouting, “Help! that guy’s an imposter!”
9. Unused StairMaster
10. All the CIA’s JFK documents
11. Jimmy Hoffa
12. Treasure map leading to the lost city of Atlantis
13. A bunch of model train stuff
14. A pay stub from Burisma
15. The friendship bracelet he made for Obama but was too embarrassed to give him
16. Industrial-size pallet of Metamucil
17. A lock of Galadriel’s hair
18. White hood
19. Cuties on Blu-Ray
20. A nuke – literally an entire nuke
21. Model of the Capitol building made of LEGO
22. Joe Biden’s brain in a jar
23. Early classified copy of Hogwart’s Legacy
24. A surprisingly solid collection of tabletop board games
25. Pontiac Aztek he’s been restoring since 2014
26. All of the eggs
27. First 14 seasons of The Apprentice on DVD
28. 12 vials of COVID-20 from Wuhan
29. 500 boxes of Kellogg’s Corn Pops
30. A pallet of 10% for the big guy

Wow! So exciting! Who knows what they’ll find next?”