Washington DC (Big Hairy News) – A Silver Alert was issued Tuesday morning for president Joe Biden after he reportedly wandered away from his home without his security detail sometime Monday afternoon or evening.
When last seen, Biden was wearing khaki pants, a green or gold Tommy Bahama shirt, an L.L. Bean jacket, and carrying a bottle of Scotch. “He hasn’t lived here that long and likely got disoriented. We believe he’s in the area,” said one searcher.