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Bullfighter Jose Antonio Morante de la Puebla might be wishing right about now that he never decided to come out of retirement. Considered by some to be the best to ever do it, he found himself on the wrong end of a bullâs horn earlier this week and landed in the hospital as a result.
The “King of Bullfighters” as the 46-year-old is known, met his match on Monday when he suffered a perforated rectum in front of a packed Maestranza arena in Seville, Spain. The matador couldnât get out of the way of one of the bulls in time and stayed down holding his butt before being carried out of the bullring in pain.
The horn up the ass has happened to other bullfighters before him and will likely happen again, as long as the sport of bullfighting continues. Pueblaâs injury was described as “very serious” and according to The Times required more than two hours of surgery.
As you can see in the video, he was in immediate pain after failing to get out of the way of the charging bull. A split second quicker and that horn isnât finding his rectum. Unfortunately, he wasnât able to get out of the way. The horn connected and the rest is history.
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Bullfighters Jose Antonio Morante de la Puebla, Roca Rey and David de Miranda perform during the first bullfight of the 2026 season at the Real Maestranza de Caballeria in Seville, Spain, on April 5. (Joaquin Corchero/Europa Press)
You know where youâre not suffering that kind of injury? In retirement with your feet up in a recliner.
Puebla has to be thinking a lot about that right now as he recovers from what has to be a devastating injury, especially after the details provided by the doctor about his injuries.
The doctor reported, according to the Spanish outlet El Mundo, that the legendary bullfighter suffered a “bull horn wound in the posterior anal margin with a trajectory of about 10 cm, partially injuring the anal sphincter muscles and with a perforation in the posterior wall of the rectum of 1.5 cm.”
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On Tuesday, Puebla shared a picture of himself standing up in a hospital gown on Instagram. He told El Mundo, “It was the most painful goring I ever suffered in my career. I felt enormous pain and I was very scared because I could tell that the bull had gored me and I thought I was bleeding a lot.”
It isnât known if having his rectum gored will send Jose Antonio Morante de la Puebla back into retirement or not. Obviously, we should all be wishing him the best.
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Han ser ikke sĂĽ glad ud pĂĽ sidste billede đ Har selv vĂŚret pĂĽ den arena i Sevilla, og vĂŚret pĂĽ tyrefĂŚgterskolen uden for byen (og selv prøvet med smĂĽ tyre som havde smĂĽ horn). De sagde pĂĽ skolen at ALLE professionelle tyrefĂŚgtere kun har een testikel, det hører simpelthen til faget, ligesom ishockeyspillere fĂĽr slĂĽet halvdelen af gebisset ud – pĂĽ et eller andet tidspunkt under den ĂĽrelange trĂŚning gĂĽr det galt.
Analyser der vil noget….:-)
Jeg tror faktisk hellere, at jeg ville have vĂŚret cykelsmed. Eller noget….
Du burde prøve det. Jeg er vokset op pü landet, sü jeg var egentlig ikke bange for tyrene, men hvis man kender deres kraft er det noget af en udfordring.
Tyren har 100% vidst den gik ind til sit sidste battle. Og den vandt. Den vil nu bedÌkke utallige køer, i hübet om at nogen kan fremavle en lige sü vild og god tyr til gamet. I Spanien, nür du ser tyrefÌgtning, sü ser du jo stamtavler over tyrene osv.
NĂĽ, han fik sgu da kureret sine hĂŚmorider.đ¤Ł
Det skal vi ikke have ondt i røven af! đ