Cory Booker Sexual Assault Accuser Posts Update & We Now Might Know Why He’s So Theatrical!

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Through the transitive properties of unsupported claims, we can only assume that this allegation is “serious” and “credible” – words recently used by Booker to describe similarly unfounded accusations against Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh.

Booker’s accuser says he has consulted with two attorneys on the matter, and has been playing phone tag with journalist Ronan Farrow.

How will Booker respond to his #HeToo moment? If there’s no difference between men and women, and all sexual assault survivors deserve to be believed, should the FBI launch an investigation?

The meme warriors, meanwhile, are just getting started on this: