Mette Lisby melder sig i hylekoret af kunstnere og skuespillere der er alvidende på det politiske område. Og det er som sædvanlig den samme melodi der kommer frem.
I Søndagsavisen 6/8 2006, hvor hun har en klumme ‘i mine øjne’ skriver hun om et amerikansk ægtepar hun mødte på en ferie, som åbenbart var så søde, at de fik hendes e-mailadresse:
“Stor fejl!!!! Vincent, som min nye penneven hedder, sender ganske enkelt alt, hvad han modtager af rundsendings-mails videre til mig. På mængden af sjove mails om Amerikas spansktalende indvandrere, kan jeg se, at Vincent og hans kone Vera, som ellers virkede så rare, har en smule småracistiske tilbøjeligheder. Herudover synes de, at George W. Bush er en alletiders fyr! Det er langsomt gået op for mi, hvor lidt vi egentlig nåede at tale om, den gang i lufthavnsbaren.Men det har altid undret mig, hvem det var, der stemte på George W. Bush. Nu ved jeg det. Det er Hr. og Fru Vincent og så ca. 30 millioner af deres venner.”
Udråbstegnene er fru Lisbys. En såkaldt ‘stand-up-komiker’ der ikke kan tåle vittigheder. Nej det er langsomt gået op for os, hvor store tøsedrenge vore såkaldte ‘kunstnere’ er. Ikke en har i sommerens løb turdet at lave grin med Muhammed-krisen. Og iøvrigt fr. Lisby – har du aldrig hørt om et spam-filter? Og så skal man jo gerne behage sit publikum – så lidt Bush-bashing er jo alletiders. Og sidst men ikke mindst så har hun tilsyneladende ikke hørt om, at det hun kalder ‘indvandrere’ i virkeligheden dækker over, at det myldrer med illegale indvandrere i USA – faktisk måske 20-30 millioner. Men det er måske ikke tilladt almindelige amerikanere, at have en mening om det problem.
“The president of Mexico has arrived in the U.S., thanks to some nifty fence climbing. … I thought this was encouraging. He offered to take President Bush’s job for $3 an hour cash.” –David Letterman
“The Mexican government has been accused of encouraging its citizens to illegally immigrate to the United States. They say they’re not. I’m not so sure. Someone sent me a picture of this sign in Mexico [on screen: Salma Hayek. 90 miles].” –Jay Leno
“Mexican President Vicente Fox arrived in the U.S. today. So, it’s official. He’s the last one. Turn out the lights. They are all here now.” –Jay Leno
“The Senate has passed a resolution to make English the official language of the United States. Today President Bush said this is the ‘goodest news’ he’s heard in a long time.” –Jay Leno
“The Senate voted to make English the national language of the United States. The vote drew protests from several immigrant groups and one governor of California.” –Conan O’Brien
“Even though it’s a little bit controversial, President Bush supports the effort to make English our national language. The president says making English our national language is not ‘discriminatious.'” –Conan O’Brien
“President Bush said, “You can’t take millions of people with deep roots in the country and send them across the border.” Really? Mexico did it.” –Jay Leno
1. COWS – Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
2. THE CONSTITUTION – They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it’s worked for over 200 years and we’re not using it anymore.
3. TEN COMMANDMENTS – The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse…….. You cannot post “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians — it creates a hostile work environment.
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